I get it… The whole point of a high five is to provide a purely physical nudge of support, to not have to waste energy by forming coherent sentences. BUT, if high fives could talk this is definitely what they would say,
"Workout is done and dusted. Should we get a beer now? I think we should get a beer now"
"Go on with your bad self"
"Giiirrrrl I see you running those 26.2 miles! You're getting every high five that's physically possible"
"I don't know you, but I respect that"
"I am the hand of Kara Goucher, touch me and turn to gold"
"We did that. WE DID THAT." *9/10 chance there is a foot stomp involved that we cannot see.
"You’re not going anywhere… I now have you in a firm, supportive grasp”
*speechless, actually speechless
Now go out there and give your tenacious peeps a high five! BECAUSE IT'S TENACIOUS SATURDAY!
